The perfect way to simultaneously let your competitive side out and ruin your freshly mowed lawn. The win will be worth the dead grass. 

Swap out your basic choker for this stylish and cool alternative. Charge for 20 minutes to get one and a half hours of 57℉ relief. It can be worn gardening, running, or just lounging around on a hot day.

With this gadget, you'll have a legitimate excuse for never leaving your bed. You know you want one.

And if your drink starts to get hot, just pop out an ice cube or two and the problem is solved! 

This fan would also be great if you're looking to get the illusion of wind blowing your hair in selfies.

It's like an inflatable pool, but it's a bathtub, so using bath bombs becomes defensible. Bring it anywhere you'd think it's acceptable to take a bath. I can't imagine that list is very long, but who am I to say. 

If your constant need to pong is getting in the way of your ability to stay cool, this is the solution. You'll no longer have to choose between showing off your sick skills and avoiding heat stroke.