He's as fluffy as a marshmallow and twice as sweet. Very likely the cutest little sailor you'll ever see.

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft." – Dr. Ray Stantz, Ghostbusters (1984)

Hahahahaha...sigh. Remember when Bark Obama was president?

He's green. He's lean. He's (not particularly) mean. You'll probably still like him when he's angry, because when he gets angry he likes to cuddle to calm himself down. Check out those cute little cutoffs. Adorable. 

Bow down before her majesty! Or at least take a knee. So you can pet her. 

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Except PetSmart...We LOVE PetSmart!"

I don't know what this Labrador did to deserve his time in the clink, but I hope it was worth it. 

Making the best out of a bad situation has never been cuter. Just don't fill his cone with an actual cocktail, because alcohol is poisonous to dogs. 

I think this image pretty much speaks for itself.

"Don't think you're wonderful just because / You weren't born with a tail and claws." – Betty Boop

An invader from Borkulon One approaches! He's so floofy and soft! Can we keep him?!

These dogs are actually dressed as sorority sisters DRESSED AS Thing 1 and Thing 2. 

"Howdy, pawdner."

I want to see him roll around on the floor and then go on adventures in space.

Very mysterious, so mystique. 

I hear in this one he goes for a walk.

Did you know that doga is a thing? Doga is a thing.

He seems ok with it, though.

Nothin' like heading down to the water and crackin' a few cold ones with the good boys.

"The horseman was a Hessian mercenary sent to the shores by German princes to keep Americans under the yoke of England. But unlike his compatriots, who came for money, the horseman came for love of carnage."