7+ Fast Food Calorie Bombs You Should Use to Destroy Yourself
So bad, but so good...
6. An Entire Cali Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza at Domino's (2560 Calories)
So you think you're not going to eat this entire pizza? Please stop lying to yourself. You're not going to "share with friends" or "save some slices for later". You're going to eat this whole f*cking thing, and you're going to like it. You're not leaving this room until you've licked the extra cheese off of the inside of the box.
7. One Gallon of Mountain Dew Baja Blast at Taco Bell (1792 Calories)
No, the gallon size isn't on the menu, but Taco Bell will give you a gallon of this happy juice if you ask for it. And yes, you should drink all of it. You haven't lived until you've had over 450 grams of sweet, sweet high fructose corn syrup coursing through your veins like liquid lightning, GOD I FEEL SO ALIVE!
8. 200 Chicken McNuggets (9650 Calories)
This is your final test. This is your Everest. Take it one McNugget at a time, and choose your sauces wisely. I recommend the promotional Mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce that was discontinued in 1998, but honey mustard is also pretty good. Finish eating these 200 McNuggies, and you will stand like a god amongst men. Laugh heartily in the faces of pathetic mortals, spraying McNugget residue from your sauce-stained maw – whoa are you ok? Are you choking? Do you need me to call an someone?
*whispers* Keep going...I'm so proud of you.